behind the dugout

a look in from the outside

Special Guests

Lately a few “special” guests have made their way to the site. Here’s a bit of information we’ve put together about them.

barri zyto - “Barry Zito” a bisexual lefthander

john whatsdone - “John Wasdin” a crappy veteran reliever

bako - “Paul Bako” a disgruntled vet who likes black and orange

ronnie c - “Ronnie Cedeno” a homophob

douggie mientkiewicz - “Doug Mientkiewicz” a guy with a really long ass last name who is interested in Barri’s mom.

willie harris has speed - “Willie Harris” unknown purpose. He may be trying to sell tickets to American Airline flightsÂ